me having a mental breakdown: I’m so useless

Gaud, unnaturally quickly shooting out from under my bed: NO FEELING BAD IN MY HOUSE

Me: get outta my house

Gaud, already resting feet on my dresser, :

me: *sighing bc i’m bored and I’m feeling like shit*

gaud: *jumps out of my closet wearing a party hat* none of that now let’s get some socks on you

Me: *starts crying*

Gaud: *crawls out of my dresser* wanna go roller skating

me: *smashes my drawing* FUCK art, i cant draw.

Gaud: *slithers out from the air vent* want some cake

Ok first of all this whole post is sort of concerning (but I love that) second of all I actually get scared of things in the dark sometimes and this helped me like now when I run across my dark room and jump on my bed I imagine gaud reaching out from underneath to boost me up instead of something grabbing my ankles to drag me under and it’s really comforting THANK YOU

*reaches out from under the bed to high five you*