here comes a real motherfucker
I will shoot the Real Motherfucker if you do not give me five gazillion slices of ketchup
I have saved the Real Motherfucker™, what will you do now?
Fight me
No.
I’ll tie it back together with paracord
You cannot defeat us. We hold too much power. We shall watch and laugh as you try, failing each time. Best just to give up now, and maybe we will spare your life as we continue our conquest and take over the world.