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frEE HIM

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This Thing!(Lmao)

[elizabeth-the-awkward]

Pass the happy! 💛 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make u happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

I was tagged by @uselesspileofstressandsadness ACKKKK THANKS

1: The Sky! I fkn love the skyyyy!!! (If you know me well I prolly already spammed you with pictures of the skyyy

2: ASL!!!! I WANNA BE ABLE TO HELP PEOPLEEEEEE!!!!!! So I am taking classes and going to a club for ASL… 

3: DRAWING AND READING OR WRITING!!! I am a dweeb!!!

4: MY FRIENDS AND PETS

5: Hehehe… A certain cutie… (you know who you are) [sorry!! Byee! Hate myself lol]

@teddyclown @alicedresden @radha-the-introvert @mycatshuman @theinfiknight @thatguyinthecornerino @fangirl1970 @fifty-percent-possessed-spam  (idk anyone else)

[fifty-percent-possessed-spam]

1. When people gush to me about things they like!
2. READING
3. A certain beauty, who I love very much and am lucky to have in my life.
4. Collecting cool and interesting nick nacks
5. Making people happy

@aster-ria @its-ya-boi-demon @ask–team-miraculous @aro-ace-fangirl @moop-a-doop @butofcoursee @everythingiamishere

Maybe if more of y’all reblogged ma SHIT you’d get tagged

[moop-a-doop]

1. mAh beautahful CAT

2. Super chill lofi music

3. Reading

4. B O O K S M E L L

5. Rain

UuuUuh crap I don’t know anyone

@vore-me-mcdaddy @lookatme68 @hoofmonger @masochist-incarnate @anderson-dont-talk-out-loud @full-metal-gump @littlebluebooklet @funks-go-ayyy @jcp1765

[...]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

don’t live with me if you’re not prepared for me to occasionally jump out from under your bed

[catgoatsnake]

me having a mental breakdown: I’m so useless

Gaud, unnaturally quickly shooting out from under my bed: NO FEELING BAD IN MY HOUSE

[science-jumps]

Me: get outta my house

Gaud, already resting feet on my dresser, :

[jcp1765]

me: *sighing bc i’m bored and I’m feeling like shit*

gaud: *jumps out of my closet wearing a party hat* none of that now let’s get some socks on you

[eagleandoctoanon]

Me: *starts crying*

Gaud: *crawls out of my dresser* wanna go roller skating

[teeth-and-eyes]

me: *smashes my drawing* FUCK art, i cant draw.

Gaud: *slithers out from the air vent* want some cake

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[always3charcoaltea]

Ok first of all this whole post is sort of concerning (but I love that) second of all I actually get scared of things in the dark sometimes and this helped me like now when I run across my dark room and jump on my bed I imagine gaud reaching out from underneath to boost me up instead of something grabbing my ankles to drag me under and it’s really comforting THANK YOU

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*reaches out from under the bed to high five you*

[moop-a-doop]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[...]

humansdontreturn asked:

I imagine u as a genie and a croc as what you're being held in

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:

[fandoms-till-the-end-of-the-line]

Art prompt

[moop-a-doop]

yes

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oh great @pukicho have I done a good?

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[...]

[i-am-a-fish]

here comes a real motherfucker

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

With his cat

[moop-a-doop]

Two cats (in case the first one is evil)

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

Evil? Oh no no he just happens to lead a factory made for cranberry sauce with a tophat mustache and beard

[moop-a-doop]

Of course, I believe you, and I’m sure detectiv- I mean Mr. Snufflebottoms believes you too

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

Hes not very good when it comes to people questiong his work hes got a bit of anxiety

[moop-a-doop]

oh. It’s ok, I get nervous talking to people too. We’re all friends here.

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

Character development ❤

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

Dont do it

[moop-a-doop]

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

This greatly satisfies and unsatisfies me

[...]

[i-am-a-fish]

here comes a real motherfucker

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

With his cat

[moop-a-doop]

Two cats (in case the first one is evil)

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

Evil? Oh no no he just happens to lead a factory made for cranberry sauce with a tophat mustache and beard

[moop-a-doop]

Of course, I believe you, and I’m sure detectiv- I mean Mr. Snufflebottoms believes you too

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

Hes not very good when it comes to people questiong his work hes got a bit of anxiety

[moop-a-doop]

oh. It’s ok, I get nervous talking to people too. We’re all friends here.

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

Character development ❤

[moop-a-doop]

*Le GASP*

[...]

[i-am-a-fish]

here comes a real motherfucker

[anderson-dont-talk-out-loud]

I will shoot the Real Motherfucker if you do not give me five gazillion slices of ketchup

[moop-a-doop]

I have saved the Real Motherfucker™, what will you do now?

[anderson-dont-talk-out-loud]

Fight me

[vore-me-mcdaddy]

No.

[anderson-dont-talk-out-loud]

I’ll tie it back together with paracord

[moop-a-doop]

You cannot defeat us. We hold too much power. We shall watch and laugh as you try, failing each time. Best just to give up now, and maybe we will spare your life as we continue our conquest and take over the world.

[...]

[i-am-a-fish]

here comes a real motherfucker

[anderson-dont-talk-out-loud]

I will shoot the Real Motherfucker if you do not give me five gazillion slices of ketchup

[moop-a-doop]

I have saved the Real Motherfucker™, what will you do now?

[anderson-dont-talk-out-loud]

Fight me

[moop-a-doop]

Bring it